Barph men hatash skvating

After a long trip in the truck to our destination I was absolutely desperate for a piss! So I pulled down my pants to squat in the snow. Despite being desperate, the ugly effects of my cancer treatment in the 1990's were rather obvious - it took ages for the pee to actually come out! But this is a massive reason why I'm here! Because my body has controlled my life for the last thirty years and it's time to flip things on their head and use my body for some positive in my life!